How it can be a sex night between them

August 22, 2020 at 12:55 (UT/GMT)
(Leo) Elefortuna
How it can be a sex night between them
Girl: She was born on 4th of August 1994 at 10:45 a.m. in Naple

Man: He was born on 4th of May 1972 in Rome at 4:00 a.m

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September 12, 2020 at 13:43
(Pisces) fishscales » Leo Moon
Snape would do anything for love...but he won´t do that...
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September 12, 2020 at 03:19
(Aquarius) Leo Moon » ram_goat
JK Ramgoat. The Potter books certainly do get more adult later in the series. :4:
September 11, 2020 at 21:36
(Virgo) rohini moon » rohini moon
I don´t know if it´s funny or miserable that people bust a nut over those fan fics.
September 11, 2020 at 11:04
(Leo) Elefortuna
Mmmmmm, I miss him
September 11, 2020 at 10:40
(Virgo) rohini moon » ram_goat
"He then lowered his head again and lapped
eagerly at the hard nubs"

September 11, 2020 at 10:08
(Pisces) fishscales » ram_goat
"Chamber Of Secrets" indeed...
September 11, 2020 at 09:13
(Sagittarius) goldenlion32 » ram_goat
Ha ha...maybe you´d like to start your own collection of short-reads! :61:
September 11, 2020 at 09:11
(Sagittarius) goldenlion32 » ram_goat
I agree. I kind of get the same message from Millennial´s.
September 11, 2020 at 08:45
(Aries) ram_goat » ram_goat
Hermione moaned as her eyes rolled into the back of her head. She was lying
naked on her bed, her legs spread widely. She had been so horny all
day. Her clit was aching, throbbing for relief, for the feel of a
hard cock stuck up her tight, wet cunt. Hermione rubbed her nipples,
wishing she had a strong, sexy man on top of her to nibble and suck
on them instead. She then moved one hand to her clit, which was
already dripping with her hot arousal. Her wetness was running all
over her legs, soaking up the bedsheets. She didn´t care. She just
wanted to be fucked so hard she blacked out. She wanted a man to take
his thick, long cock and jam it deep into her pussy; to hump him and
groan like she´d never groaned before.Hermione
couldn´t take it anymore. She grabbed a vibrator and stuck it up her
tight pussy, groaning with ecstasy as the long vibrator sprang to
life. It vibrated deep into her soaking pussy, sending her bucking
and giving her an orgasm which left her panting and gasping for
breath. But it still wasn´t enough. She wanted a cock to slide up and
down on, to feel rubbing against the walls of her wet pussy. She
dared not admit it to herself, but she also wanted a wet clit like
her own to hump and fuck.Hermione decided
she needed to take matters into her own hands. She decided to go to a
party in the Room of Requirement, where many Hogwarts students would
be hunting for some hot ass. She herself would be looking for some
blessed relief--a mind-blowing fuck.Hermione dressed
in her sexiest clothes, eagerly anticipating revealing her scantily
clad body for all to see. She had full, ample, round breasts; her
body was filled with lucious curves, now coated in her sweat.
Hermione pulled a G-string over her throbbing pussy; it was so wet
that the juice instantly soaked her panties. She pulled on a
revealing bra with her round breasts spilling out suggestively. She
drew a line around her breasts with her finger, closing her eyes and
thinking about the pleasure she would soon experience. She wanted it.
She needed it. God, she was such a horny slut. She rubbed her clit a
bit, moaning, needing temporary relief, and then wiped her wetness on
her breasts. She then pulled on a Hogwarts cloak and set off eagerly
for the party.I need to fuck
so bad, thought Hermione as she walked past the Room three times. She
could feel her inner thighs sliding against one another against the
wetness spilling from her moist, hot cunt. I need to have a man stick
his dick inside of me and give me hot pleasure, she thought
desperately. Instantly, the door appeared and she let herself in.Hermione walked
into the room, smelling the succulent smell of sweat, sex, and cum
mingling in the humid air. The place reeked of body heat and fluids.
She also took in the sounds permeating the room: it seemed to be
hosting a plethora of orgasms, as the moans, groans, grunts, and
pleasurous screams were nonstop. It was practically a full-blown
orgy, with a few members in the scene actually dancing. It was more
like dry humping on the dance floor. Most people, however, were naked
and sweating. There were lesbians humping one another, moaning and
groaning, their pussies making a squelching noise as they rubbed;
there were people against the wall, having sex and moving up and
down; there were threesomes, everybody in the groups butt naked,
humping each other, and moaning loudly in ecstasy.Hermione moved
across the floor, two guys catching her eye. It was none other than
Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini. Draco´s eyes were as gray and
penetrating as ever; he was tall, lean, and muscular, clad in a black
form-fitting shirt revealing his strong arms and khaki pants. His
blond hair was cropped short and he had a tattoo on his inner
forearm. Blaise had short black hair and emerald green eyes. He was
wearing a form-fitting blue shirt and black jeans. He had a piercing
in his right eyebrow and his tongue. He, too, was tall and muscular,
while lean. As Hermione stared shamelessly and lustfully at the two
hot men, they noticed her. They played along, gazing suggestively at
her. She knew they wanted to fuck her hard; to make her scream in
sauntered up to the two boys, her hips swaying and her enormous
breasts bouncing. She could see the enormous erections building up in
the two boys´ nether regions; one glance told her their cocks were
long, thick, and rock hard. The slow, sultry, sexy music played
loudly in the background; her heart beat rapidly in rhythm with the
overwhelming music. She grazed her fingers down Draco´s strong arm
and then looked up at him playfully. He didn´t need further
prompting. He took hold of her and started to sway with her to the
music.It wasn´t long
before the interaction between the two became more physical. Hermione
wrapped her arms around his neck, biting and sucking the area right
below his neck. Draco leaned in and held Hermione tighter, forming
her curves against his hard body--pushing her wet crotch against his
hard erection. She was so wet by now, he could feel her through all
their clothes. Draco leaned in and licked her ear, blowing it gently
as she shivered and moaned softly. He was telling her that this was
just a prologue of the things to come. He whispered into her ear, in
a low voice, "It´s time to see what´s beneath that bulky cloak,
isn´t it?" And he reached for the strings of the cloak behind
Hermione´s neck and pulled slowly, agonizingly, grazing his fingers
against the back of her neck. Hermione stood silent, breathing
heavily, wanting him to reveal her naked body, to feel the misty air
hit her curves.The cloak fell
down with a thump, and Draco, as well as Blaise, stared openly.
Hermione´s chest was heaving; her big breasts moved up and down,
bouncing slightly. Her hard, erect nipples could be seen clearly
through her thin bra, and her tits practically hung out of the
too-small bra. Blaise and Draco´s eyes grazed over her well-defined
collarbone; her smooth, curvy hips; her long, luscious legs, and her
round, well-defined, big ass. Hermione´s body was glowing with her
sweat; her bronzed body looked too good to be true. Not to mention,
the fact that Hermione was totally gorgeous: thick, shiny, tumbling
wavy hair, that only made her look sexier; big, bold, hazel eyes; a
well-defined nose, and thick, red, luscious lips, ripe for suckling.
But the thing that caught their attention most was the area between
Hermione´s smooth legs. They could see her wet arousal seeping out
onto her legs, her panties damp with the moistness. The men
practically felt their penises get harder, if that was possible.Blaise walked up
to Hermione and traced his finger over her huge round breasts. She
gazed up into his eyes, licking her lips and groaning softly. Blaise
looked down at her panties and smiled slowly. He reached down and
rubbed two fingers against her crotch where he knew her aching clit
was. She groaned even more loudly, the pleasurable sensations racking
her entire body. Blaise´s fingers were now completely soaking.
Hermione looked up at him and whispered, "Please . . ."
Blaise then grabbed her and they began to move in time to the music,
their crotches rubbing up against one another. Hermione rocked to the
sexy music, feeling Blaise´s strong muscles through his shirt. Blaise
had one hand rubbing Hermione´s nipple; the other was cupped around
her round behind, moving up and down. Blaise and Hermione began to
move even more aggressively, unleashing their passion. They rubbed
their crotches even harder and faster against one another. Hermione
then put her legs up around Blaise´s hips and said, "Fuck me so
hard that I scream. I want your cock inside my cunt, moving inside of
me." Blaise was only too eager to obey.Blaise carried
Hermione up to a corner and slammed her up against a wall. Hermione
eagerly tore off his shirt, revealing his tanned, sweating, lean and
muscled body. They kissed slowly, passionately, lustfully, their
tongues dancing around one another, their need for relief high.
Blaise then moved down and kissed all around Hermione´s neck, pushing
her harder and further up the wall, her legs still wrapped around his
pelvis. He licked, sucked, and bit at her salty, tender flesh; she
shivered with pleasure. He then lowered his head and buried his face
into her big breasts, licking around the curves. He then slowly
pulled off her bra, staring as her enormous, round tits were revealed
for him to see. He reached out and rubbed her nippes, eliciting a
groan from Hermione. He then lowered his head again and lapped
eagerly at the hard nubs, causing Hermione to slide up against the
wall in pleasure. He cupped her breasts and massaged them slowly,
grazing his thumbs against her nubs, asking her in a low voice, "Do
you like that, you slut? Tell me how much you like that." She
whispered, panting, "I love you kneading and sucking at my
breasts. Oh God, I am so horny. I love you touching me all over and
rubbing me in all the right places.""Now tell
me you want me inside of you. Tell me," he said lowly but
menacingly. He pushed her up against the wall again and rubbed his
fingers all over her wet, aching, throbbing clit. His own cock was
throbbing for relief. He then reached and slowly pulled off the
strings holding up her panties, letting them fall to the floor as she
separated her legs and gasped slowly. Blaise stared at her puckering,
red pussy. He could see it glistening with her moist arousal,
spilling out of her pussy. She pulled off his pants, then bent down
and pulled down his underwear with her teeth, allowing him a good
look at her round ass. They were now both completely naked. She then
bent up, her breasts bobbing again, and whispered heavily, "I
want you inside me, right here, right now." He leaned forward,
his hard cock rubbing lightly against her wet clit, teasing her with
his sex. He was smiling suggestively at her. She moaned and screamed,
"Fuck me!" He then lifted her up against the wall, her legs
wrapping around his, and rammed his cock deep into her cunt.Hermione was so
wet by now that his cock moved inside of her tight pussy with ease.
Hermione closed her eyes and gave a loud moan as the two began to
move together. Blaise moved his penis in and out of Hermione´s pussy,
gasping for breath. The two moved their hips accordingly to allow
Blaise deeper access inside of Hermione. He thrusted faster and
faster inside of her, slamming Hermione harder and harder up against
the wall as she moaned and groaned. They bounced up and down as their
hips met each time, his dick moving against her pussy walls and
causing her endless pleasure. Hermione moved eagerly with him,
desperately rubbing her naked body all over Blaise´s. As the two
moved together, their moist bodies slid all over each other.
Hermione´s breasts rubbed up against Blaise´s chest, massaging up
into it as their hips met each time. They humped each other to the
rhythm of the music, their sex amazing. They were like rabid, horny
animals; they moved with an urgency, with a fervent desire for
pleasure. Hermione bit her lip when she felt her orgasm coming. Then
she exploded, bucking wildly against the wall, screaming in ecstasy,
her breasts bouncing as she gasped and panted. She experienced
numerous orgasms, and she moved her hips and rubbed against Blaise
even faster as her pleasure evolved, desperate for more pleasure.
Blaise shot spurt after spurt of cum deep into her pussy as he
ejaculated, grunting with pleasure. The two gave one final hump
before they fell to the floor on top of each other, exhausted.
Hermione´s clit was still throbbing and was covered in Blaise´s cum,
while Blaise looked ready to faint.Draco had been
watching them from a corner and jacking off. He eagerly anticipated
fucking Hermione and seeing her scream with pleasure from his
advances. He sauntered up to her, and leaned down against Hermione.
Though Hermione was exhausted, she was thirsting for more sex, for
more pleasure, for another cock. She pushed Draco up and began to
kiss him slowly and passionately, and he eagerly replied. She then
slid her hands under his shirt and began to pull his shirt off his
body, her hands grazing over his perspiring, lean body. He then
pulled off his pants, looking Hermione up and down and smiling
slowly. He massaged her breasts slowly, his other hand reaching down
to graze back and forth up her ass. Then he knelt down and pushed
Hermione up the wall, spreading her legs wide and staring at her
tight, moist clit. Her breasts were heaving as he lowered his head
and stuck his tongue deep inside her pussy. He lapped eagerly at her
wet folds, moving his tongue back and forth against her throbbing
genitals. Hermione´s legs shook as her orgasm erupted, and she felt
like she had had all the erotica she could handle. But then she felt
Draco´s erection, noticing his cock was even longer and thicker than
Blaise´s. She pulled off his underwear and licked her lips. "Ride
me," whispered Draco suggestively. She didn´t need him to tell
her again.Hermione pushed
Draco onto the floor, climbing on top of him. She spread her smooth
legs, placing one each on either side of Draco´s crotch, straddling
him. She then lightly touched their midsections, closing her eyes
momentarily. Her arousal was already dripping onto Draco´s hard
penis. She then raised her hips and sat down on Draco, sliding her
tight pussy down Draco´s cock, her clit still dripping with Blaise´s
cum.Hermione rode
Draco´s cock like she had never before. She slid up and down Draco´s
cock, feeling it move deeper inside her pussy and send pleasurable
sensations shooting through her body. She bounced up and down with
pleasure, grinding her wet cunt against Draco´s thick cock.
Occasionally, she leaned down and rubbed her breasts up against
Draco´s chest. As she bounced, she moved her hips with rhythm around
Draco´s cock in her pelvis. She gasped and yelled each time she
bounced up and down, leaning back and pushing Draco deeper and deeper
into her.Draco looked up
from his pleasure and gazed at Hermione. She looked so hot right now;
he felt the ultimate pleasure with her on top of him, fucking him
like there was no tomorrow. Her breasts were the most appealing. They
were D-cup, so they were fairly large; they were even more
eye-catching as they were bouncing up and down as she moved up and
down his cock. "God, your breasts look so hot from here,"
groaned Draco as he reached up and squeezed them lightly.Hermione
experienced more orgasms then ever, feeling them rock her body. She
began to shake on top of Draco, and he reached out and held her,
rubbing him against her. She nearly bucked off Draco as she shook
with her pleasure. She shuddered and he shot his sperm inside of her,
and she gasped for pleasure. She then fell on top of him, and they
lay there, still gasping. Their crotches were still throbbing, and
now Hermione´s pussy was covered with a mixture of her release, as
well as both Blaise´s and Draco´s cum.Soon after,
Draco and Hermione were still horny, aching for more sex. Blaise was
eagerly watching the two from a corner. He walked up to Hermione and
Draco, still on the floor, and whispered, "How ´bout a little
group action?" Hermione and Draco´s eyes said it all. "I
want to take both of you," gasped Hermione. She shivered as she
imagined the pleasure in store for her.Draco grabbed
Hermione and pulled her up, looking at her round breasts as they
moved up and down. He rubbed up against her moist, soft breasts and
positioned himself in front of her. Blaise then moved in back of her,
moving his fingers lightly between her asscheeks. She groaned and
whispered, "Fuck me hard." They didn´t need to be told
twice. Draco lifted Hermione´s hips, placing her legs around his
hips, and then sunk his thick cock into her wet, throbbing cunt,
while Blaise put his arms around Hermione, holding her breasts, as he
suck his penis deep inside of her ass.Draco and Blaise
thrusted relentlessly into Hermione, humping her up and down and
eliciting moan after moan from her. Her hips moved back and forth
from Draco´s cock to Blaise´s cock, both stuck deep inside her and
causing her much pleasure. She moved her hips with a rhythm, grinding
against both the boys´ naked, sweaty bodies. Her hands grabbed
Draco´s back as she rubbed her ass more fervently over Blaise´s hard
cock. She leaned back and rubbed her sweaty body all over Blaise´s
chest as she felt Draco pound into her slick cunt again and again
from the front, her legs wrapped around him. The three lasted in
amazing pleasure for three hours. All three humped, grunted, bounced,
moaned, groaned, panted, and screamed as the sensations rocked their
bodies, Hermione most of all. She was experiencing multiple orgasms,
both from Blaise´s cock and Draco´s, as their thick members slid
deeper and deeper into her moist, slick cunt and tight ass. At the
same time, Draco and Blaise shot their cum into Hermione´s waiting
crevices, just as she erupted and bounced with her own orgasm,
bucking wildly as she almost fell down. She wrapped her legs around
Draco and gave one last hump, sliding her hips down his thick penis
and grinding up and down, before they all fell on top of each other,
naked, sweaty, and exhausted. Hermione´s cunt was spilling with cum
and her release. Her legs slid against one another from her moist
fluids seeping out of her pussy.Hermione woke up
to see Ginny Weasley leaning over her. She was clad in a G-string
thong that barely covered her round ass and a thin bra that did
nothing to hide her equally large, round breasts. Her wavy red hair
was messily, sexily arranged around her face; her lips were red and
puckered out. Her legs were long, smooth, and glowing; she too had
big hips and a soaking cunt, which she was rubbing quite ferverishly.
When she saw Hermione was up, she licked her lips and whispered,
"Come play with me," lightly touching her face. Hermione
was only too happy to oblige.Ginny pushed
Hermione down onto the floor and straddled her with her smooth legs.
Hermione couldn´t take having such a hot slut on top of her with
clothes still on. She reached up and pulled off Ginny´s bra,
revealing her round, erect tits and hard nipples. She reached up and
massaged Ginny´s breasts, remembering how good it felt when the boys
did it to her. Ginny then groaned and leaned down, grinding her hips
against Hermione´s, her moistness leaking through her panties onto
Hermione´s moist crotch. She rubbed her own tits against Hermione´s
full breasts, and then Hermione looked up, feeling someone watching
her. Blaise and Draco were both awake and alert, now staring at the
two girls and masturbating feverishly, coated with sweat.Hermione grinned
and then rubbed her breasts up against Ginny´s, feeling their hard
nipples rub together. They moved up against each other, breasts
rubbing and heaving, until the two couldn´t take it anymore. Ginny
pulled off her underwear and arranged her moist clit directly over
Hermione´s. She then ground down her own pussy over Hermione´s
soaking cunt. Hermione moaned loadly with ecstasy, moving her own
hips with rhythm under Ginny´s circling motions. Their fluid-coated
clits rubbed and slid over each other, providing a loud squelching
noise as they moved faster and faster in unison. They leaned up on
each other, grinding their sweaty, panting bodies and round breasts
against each other. Ginny then began to bounce up and down onto
Hermione´s pussy, the squelching noise getting even louder as her
clit slid on top of Hermione´s each time. She gasped as her breasts
bounced over Hermione´s eager eyes, swaying from side as Ginny
reveled in her pleasure. Hermione moaned and moaned, rubbing Ginny´s
tits. The two orgasmed over and over as they rubbed their aching,
sopping clits all over each other. Ginny ground down her cunt one
more time over Hermione´s wet folds, reveling and screaming in pure
ecstasy, before sinking on top of her. Both were wet and exhausted,
but Hermione more than anybody.Draco and Blaise
then came over for a little more action. They got on top of Ginny and
had a little fun.But that´s
another story . . .
September 11, 2020 at 08:28
(Aries) ram_goat » ram_goat
“Relax Mark,” she says. I slowly unzip my pants.

The living room in this house has an incredible view. It’s as if you can see every inch of the Bay Area from up here. Is the Bay Area seeing every inch of me though?

Mark begins to sob. “My mother was right.” He hangs his head in anguish. “I should have married a nice Jewish woman.”

“Oh please.” Priscilla rolls her eyes. “Have you ever even met a Jewish American Princess? The first JAP you would have tied the knot with would have taken half of your shit and used that money to keep the ball rolling with the next ten men.”

“But look at what you’re doing now! I guess I should have expected no better from a girl I met at an AEPi party!” Mark shoots back.

“We agreed this would be the best action to take for the health of our marriage. Why are you so bitter now?”

“I don’t know. It just feels weird.”

“That’s normal,” Priscilla says coolly. She looks straight at me: “Let’s get this over with.”

“Listen, if you guys aren’t comfortable with this, I can leave,” I say, trying to keep the situation calm. A dog enters the room. It’s big, with what looks like long white pool noodles for fur. If Bob Marley had an Albino dog, this would be it. He seems confused, but he can tell Mark is agitated. The canine looks at me and begins to snarl.

“Calm down, Beast!” Priscilla shouts.

The dog immediately cowers back in fear, whimpering quietly. How did I get myself into this? Priscilla looks back at me: “No, you’re finishing this.”

I shift my gaze back from the dog to the window. “So, are you comfortable, Priscilla?” Great view.

“Doctor,” she corrects me.

“Doctor Priscilla?”

“Doctor Chan.”

“Have you done something like this with your patients?” Mark interrupts anxiously.

“No Mark, I just prefer to be called by my proper title with strangers. Stop being so petty. You know I love you. I’m doing this for you,” she replies gently.

“Yeah. I’m sorry honey. You know I’m just getting worked up,” Mark begins to twiddle his thumbs.

“Ugh. You’re worse than your mother. Do you want to be like them?”

I have to interject- “Like who?”

Priscilla is quick to answer: “The Obamas. The Musks. You know.”

“No, I really don’t,” I answer. Because I don’t. What are these bizarre people going on about?

“Like last New Year’s eve. Elon Musk filed for divorce while everyone was out having the time of their lives,” Priscilla explains.

“And the Obamas?” I inquire further.

Mark answers, “I’m pretty much on a first-name basis with Barack. The controversy is that last Christmas vacation when the Obamas flew out to Hawaii, Barack came back, but Michelle stayed an extra week. It was quite a spectacle.”

“’I’m pretty much on a first-name basis with Barack.’” Priscilla repeats mockingly. “As if we don’t all know Obama’s first name.”

“I don’t get it. What do those guys have to do with you?” I need to ask again, for I am not one of quick wit.

“Well, frankly, the marriage is stagnating. We married too young and never really got to explore ourselves. But we can’t get a divorce, it would be too high profile. The press wouldn’t stop harassing us about it. It would be like if Hillary and Bill got a divorce halfway through her campaign run,” Priscilla explains.

“I understand.” I don’t actually understand. But who knows how long this explanation of their scheming and paltry concerns will go on for? I don’t really care.

“The last thing Mark would want…,” Priscilla starts again, “is for me to run away from San Francisco, and travel the world alone! I’d even have a blog, where I would tell everyone that they need to quit their jobs, marry a nice Jewish boy from Harvard with a budding social network, and then split up with him and travel the world!”

“Hindsight is 20/20,” I reply, trying to point out that her strategy for quitting her job, traveling the world, and starting a blog about doing so would probably not have replicable success if attempted by others.

“History always repeats itself,” she answers.

“History doesn’t repeat itself, but it sure rhymes!” Mark chimes in chirpily. He is a well-read man.

“Ugh. You see what I put up with?” Priscilla says.

“Not really, no. But the view from your living room is pretty nice. I can see that.”

“He’s got a point.” Mark agrees. “It only cost thirty million dollars.”

I can’t resist. “Thirty million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool?”

“…….Thirty billion dollars.” Mark finishes the line, giddy with excitement.

A flare ignites in Priscilla’s eye. We’re off to the races now. “You just love stating your net worth, don’t you?” She didn’t like that. I don’t want to be stuck here forever.

“Listen guys, I’m not a marriage counselor. Let’s just focus on the task at hand here. I have a job to get back to.”

“At Facebook.” Mark shuts me down.

“Right, whatever. How do you want me to go about this?”

“Move fast and break things!” Mark shouts at me.

Priscilla picks a small porcelain mug up from the coffee table and beams it at Mark as hard as she possibly can. It bounces off of his cranium and shatters into hundreds of little pieces as it hits the floor.

“OW! I said break things, not me!” Mark cries out in anguish.

“Men are possessions.” Priscilla smirks.

Mark looks at me with a frown. “Never get married.”

“I am slow, not insane.”

Get me the fuck out of here already.

“Aww Mark. You’re just cranky. Here,” Priscilla skips into the kitchen and pulls a large, transparent bag filled with red meat out of the refrigerator. On the bag is a label that says “Mark’s meat”.

“Mark’s meat?” I don’t want to know, but at this point I need to ask.

“Mark used to only eat what he killed himself. He mostly stopped, but it cheers him up every now and again to eat something that he slaughtered with his own, bare hands.” She walks back into the living room.

Mark gets up off the couch and excitedly begins jumping up and down, panting heavily.

“Me, me, me, me!”

Their dog, Beast, comes running up beside him, jumping and panting as well. Priscilla places a small piece of “Mark’s meat” into Mark’s mouth. Beast begins to bounce around even more excitedly, certainly wondering when he will get his turn.

Suddenly, Priscilla looks up toward the ceiling. Mark and Beast look up as well. Mark crouches down on his heels, and Beast crouches down on his hind legs, both ready to lunge up as high as possible. Priscilla pulls a large chunk of meat out of the bag, and throws it straight up in the air. Mark leaps upward, trying to catch it with his mouth, but barely misses. The dog latches his mouth on it. Seconds later, Mark is back on the floor, viciously wrestling Beast and pulling the meat from the dog’s jaws with his own mouth. Both of them are snarling.

“That will keep them busy for a while.” Priscilla says, smiling at me now.

“Okay. I’m ready. Bend over.”

The pants come off. The dirty begins. A three-by-nine poster of Donald Trump is on the wall, staring at me, smiling. I give Trump a thumbs up. Trump’s portrait raises its thumb back at me. I howl. Priscilla roars. Mark whimpers.

The dirty deed is done, but somehow I feel cleaner.

“Aww, Mark, what’s wrong? Is it time for beddy-bye?” the satiated Priscilla asks. Mark grumbles a little bit while pouting, and then lets out a murmured “yes,” frowning at the floor.

Priscilla smiles at me and nods. “Let’s tuck the Zuck in.”

She points me to a rack of children’s books. I pick up the copy of Goodnight Moon. A classic, and Mark’s favorite. I hand the book to Priscilla.

“Perfect”, she says knowingly. She guides Mark to the bedroom. He is giddy with delight as she tucks him in, vehemently anticipating the intricacies of the thrilling novel, with cows lunging over celestial bodies and the farewells granted to such scenes. I hear Priscilla recite the story to him, and then all is silent. Priscilla emerges moments later.

“The Zuck is tucked in.” She proudly proclaims. She’s smiling at me with her eyes now as she says, “Let’s get you an Uber.”

She makes the call and a black sedan pulls up in front of the Chan residence. I give Priscilla a friendly kiss goodbye and hop out onto the lawn, before sprinting to the car. A security guard standing at the driveway’s entrance gives me a wink. I wave my hand like I’m the Queen of England and jump in the car.

“My my, what were you doing at the Zuck residence?” asks the Uber driver.

“Just cucking the Zuck,” I inform him.

“How much wood could a woodcuck zuck if a woodcuck could zuck wood?” he inquires further.

“As much wood as a woodcuck could zuck, if a woodcuck could zuck wood.”
September 11, 2020 at 07:28
(Taurus) nutelina » ram_goat
Hey Ram, I met a Leo with Cancer moon once, pretty crazy if you ask me. I think it is the need to nurture and the insecurity that makes this a killer combo :61:

If you don´t like this thread well I have one waiting just for you to join.
September 11, 2020 at 07:24
(Taurus) nutelina » rohini moon
Hahaha we remember him well!
September 11, 2020 at 07:18
(Aries) ram_goat » ram_goat
Pluto in Scorpio generation talks about sex as if it never existed
before they came along.. but where do you think you came from?

I´ll bet your mother said this to you when you were an infant..

You will say the same thing to your own child some day.

An idiot generation.
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September 11, 2020 at 00:52
(Aquarius) Leo Moon » fishscales
Too bad Leonard Nimoy is gone.
He could host that show.

“Was it aliens or Lesbians? ( or lesbian aliens?)

Just so she isn’t on Europe’s Most Wanted.
September 10, 2020 at 23:39
(Virgo) rohini moon » ram_goat
I missed you, ram...

The forum needs your curmudgeon glory. :32:
September 10, 2020 at 23:36
(Aries) ram_goat » rohini moon
Did he wear a condom?

I wish ele´s father had worn one..

an idiotic thread here.
September 10, 2020 at 22:03
(Virgo) rohini moon
To many more nights of....…
September 10, 2020 at 21:50
(Sagittarius) goldenlion32 » fishscales
Lmao! Oh...we could just watch a new version of 50 shades of rainbow and cotton candy! :61:
September 10, 2020 at 21:45
(Pisces) fishscales » Leo Moon
Yes, I´m happy to know about the outcome of the sex night, but I am more concerned with the closure achieved on the Imgur issue :15:

Maybe we´ll catch the fate of Vanille on an episode of "Unsolved Lesbian Mysteries"... :35:
September 10, 2020 at 21:42
(Capricorn) Luna Alba » Elefortuna
Brava! :75:
September 10, 2020 at 21:14
(Leo) Elefortuna » Luna Alba
A really hot we´ll continue other times 😉😉😉
September 10, 2020 at 21:10
(Leo) Elefortuna » goldenlion32
He´s handsome as an actor and model, now I cancelled photo
September 10, 2020 at 21:09
(Sagittarius) goldenlion32 » Elefortuna
I see. He is quite handsome. Thanks for sharing. :1:
September 10, 2020 at 21:08
(Capricorn) Luna Alba » Elefortuna
So it happened?

The steamy night? :117:
September 10, 2020 at 20:56
(Sagittarius) goldenlion32 » rohini moon
Aww...well...i was on another forum! :61:
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