Men who don´t enjoy receiving oral sex

February 12, 2020 at 06:41 (UT/GMT)
(Pisces) fishscales
Men who don´t enjoy receiving oral sex
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February 12, 2020 at 17:46
(Gemini) Olenna » fishscales
Yeah well romanian winters are pretty bad too, So i totally get it.
February 12, 2020 at 18:22
(Pisces) fishscales » Olenna
Even this nonsense can have some astrological uses...

Look at people´s sense of humor and see if you can find indications for it in their chart...

I´m guessing humor is involved with Mercury, Venus, and of course the ascendant... With the sun sign maybe providing a sort of "backdrop"...

So if you look at my chart compared to my sense of humor...

Uranus conjunct ascendant... Bizarre, maybe shocking at times...

Libra rising... Probably likes humor that is somewhat artistic...visual.. Musical...And probably a fondness for sex/coupling jokes too...

Mercury in Aries... Aggressive, biting humor... Maybe a bit angry...

Venus in Taurus...somewhat pedestrian, "basic" humor, honestly... Traditional...likes physical comedy... Would also probably appreciate sex jokes...

Mars, ruler of of Mercury´s sign, in the 8th...dark, sexual, "taboo" type humor...

I think those things sum up my sense of humor fairly well....

See...even when we´re not talking about astrology, it can be applied... It´s all pervasive :5:
February 12, 2020 at 18:26
(Pisces) fishscales » fishscales
Wondering if the 3rd house and Jupiter have something to say about humor too, now that I think about it...

Jupiter in Cap would appreciate dry humor... And I do...but not JUST dry humor... That can get old...
February 12, 2020 at 18:28
(Virgo) RohiniMoon » fishscales
...still waiting on any dudes to respond to disliking the oral

I think I may be waiting all of eternity ...la di da...
February 12, 2020 at 18:48
(Taurus) Astro-Seek.com
System message: Post has been written by user Ancient_Astrology, who already deleted profile on this website:
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I enjoy receiving oral sex (and giving it too, provided the recipient is a woman...I have horror of alien penises). I just want to go on the record with that.
February 12, 2020 at 19:09
(Gemini) Olenna » fishscales
Hmm intriguing. I may have to look into that more :44:
And you`re right astrology is in everything because we`re working with universal archetypes.
February 13, 2020 at 04:27
(Pisces) fishscales » RohiniMoon
You can listen to Sound Of Silence while you´re waiting... It´s why I posted it here :5:
February 13, 2020 at 04:33
(Pisces) fishscales » Ancient_Astrology
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February 13, 2020 at 04:48
(Aquarius) Leo Moon
Perhaps Leonard Nimoy could go in search of this mythical creature!

....and find Spock’s mustache to boot! :4:
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February 13, 2020 at 05:07
(Pisces) fishscales » Leo Moon
Or his Christmas Bigfoot sweater...
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February 13, 2020 at 05:09
(Pisces) fishscales » fishscales
Actually, if you´re a guy who´s trying to avoid oral sex, that sweater would be like a magical talisman...

Against any kind of sex, really...

The furries might dig it though...
February 13, 2020 at 05:12
(Aquarius) Leo Moon » fishscales
If we are going there , I have to post this once again!

Man that’s great! :2:
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February 13, 2020 at 05:12
(Sagittarius) goldenlion5 » Ancient_Astrology
i guess we´ll lock you up in an alien jail and see what happens.
February 13, 2020 at 05:13
(Sagittarius) goldenlion5 » goldenlion5
I imagine the 5th house tells you whether you have a fun or boring partner.
February 13, 2020 at 05:16
(Pisces) fishscales » goldenlion5
I think that was the plot of Alien 3...

We could remake it with Ancient though...

Dian Van Patten Singh could be the new Ripley...
February 13, 2020 at 05:16
(Aquarius) Leo Moon » fishscales
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February 13, 2020 at 05:19
(Pisces) fishscales » Leo Moon
Can´t believe they made him keep the Spock haircut for that video...
February 13, 2020 at 05:22
(Aquarius) Leo Moon » goldenlion5
Many in the UFO community speculate that it wasn’t aliens who visited Earth.....just their penises.

Looking for some Ancient guy. Hence the term Ancient Aliens. :4:
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February 13, 2020 at 05:26
(Pisces) fishscales » Leo Moon
If they´re demonstrating the size of the alien penises with their hands, no wonder Ancient is afraid...
February 13, 2020 at 05:32
(Aquarius) Leo Moon » fishscales
Ha ha .. he should be afraid!

:5:
February 13, 2020 at 05:35
(Pisces) fishscales » Leo Moon
Look, the Ancient Aliens guy is doing it too...

What if he´s demonstrating girth...?
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February 13, 2020 at 05:52
(Aquarius) Leo Moon » fishscales
That was him , Giorgio with Duchovny, in the pic I posted.

But girth needed to be expressed as well as length.

Just the facts!

Glad the forums back to normal!
February 13, 2020 at 12:33
(Aries) nutelina » fishscales
Haha Mercury in Aries is like a dog who thinks how he might bite someone but when Mars doesn´t want to nothing happens.
February 13, 2020 at 12:35
(Aries) nutelina » goldenlion5
What? Uranus? Cough.
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