Pick Up Lines

April 5, 2022 at 14:21 (UT/GMT)
(Scorpio) 2s
Pick Up Lines

give me your corniest, smoothest, and funniest pick up lines. now.


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April 5, 2022 at 15:25
(Leo) cubic
"Ay Bby U Wan Sum Fuk?"

April 5, 2022 at 18:02
(Taurus) s81
The way I see it, the best pick up lines are invented on the fly, right in the moment and contextually, using elements present there. Being spontaneous is always fun and drive to the best possible results, being playful always when hunting usually gets the job done, good humor is the key to many "locked" doors. :37:
April 5, 2022 at 18:45
(Gemini) Neon_Mage
"Heya, wassup, so uh, I really need to win a bet, and uh..."
April 5, 2022 at 22:17
(Capricorn) boyakasha the guru
Are you a banana? I find you apeeling :2:
April 7, 2022 at 15:46
(Pisces) ꓄꒐ꋊꋊ꒐ꏂ
I just wanna c_ddle but can´t cause I´m missing u.
Here´s another one,
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you~

/shudders to myself. :61:
April 7, 2022 at 15:52
(Scorpio) 2s » ꓄꒐ꋊꋊ꒐ꏂ
LMAO it´s a mix of cringy and cute, i´ll give you points for that :39:
April 7, 2022 at 15:53
(Scorpio) 2s » boyakasha the guru
April 7, 2022 at 15:55
(Capricorn) boyakasha the guru » ꓄꒐ꋊꋊ꒐ꏂ
2nd one :17:
April 7, 2022 at 16:30
(Pisces) ꓄꒐ꋊꋊ꒐ꏂ » 2s
I´m hoping you´d say that because I felt "that cringe factor" too :61: but those aren´t mine tho.
I just read those xDD the only line I could do irl is a flatline lol too dead to respond xDD
Would be nice if someone resuscitate me to feel life again~
April 7, 2022 at 16:31
(Pisces) ꓄꒐ꋊꋊ꒐ꏂ » boyakasha the guru
Boya-kun, note it <3 :3:
April 7, 2022 at 17:45
(Scorpio) 2s » ꓄꒐ꋊꋊ꒐ꏂ
lmaooo i know i know

and i get thattt, recently i´ve had no energy to do anything bahahaha

hope it gets better for you :74:
April 8, 2022 at 05:48
(Pisces) ꓄꒐ꋊꋊ꒐ꏂ » 2s
Idk why but ever since April came people seemed to be meh most of the time.
Thank you, dear. I´ll be fine :80:
April 8, 2022 at 12:42
(Scorpio) 2s » ꓄꒐ꋊꋊ꒐ꏂ
as in you don´t get along with them, they misunderstand you, or you´re just meeting the wrong type of people?

i kind of have a similar experience recently, i´m not meeting anyone who i really get along with this month and i kind of just like to be by myself.

April 9, 2022 at 00:14
(Pisces) fishscales
I love the way the breath comes out of your mouth
April 9, 2022 at 11:21
(Pisces) ꓄꒐ꋊꋊ꒐ꏂ » 2s
All of the above lol but in most cases, it´s my reclusive self just wanting not to be bothered by anyone.
It´s nice to be remembered tho. What I avoid oftentimes is the lack of depth in relationships.
You are recharging and that is a priority too~ c:
Forcing yourself to socialise is futile also you are being kind to yourself <3
April 12, 2022 at 15:38
(Scorpio) 2s » ꓄꒐ꋊꋊ꒐ꏂ
ah, i definitely get it. even the people who are close to you seem that way too right?

there´s this one transit that lasts for about a year and always indicates wanting to be alone. you should check if you have it c: i´m pretty sure it´s pluto-saturn aspects, but mostly the opposition. i´ve notice that every time i get out of that transit, it always ends up coming back to haunt me :´)

and that´s so true. being remembered is kind of the point of life, if you think about it. the point of life is to make some kind of impact right? or maybe there is no point :78:

me too, i can´t do shallow relationships. i´m with you all the way ahahaha

you should be kind to yourself too! should the need arise, leave the world and float into your idealistic imagination :6:
April 12, 2022 at 15:48
(Aquarius) Catch-22 » cubic
Delivered with a straight face, this actually will work in 1/100 cases, which is a fair ratio considering the content. Or rather: "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

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