I DMd Mike Tyson because he’s interested in Astrology

January 20, 2022 at 01:13 (UT/GMT)
(Scorpio) Kisses
I DMd Mike Tyson because he’s interested in Astrology
Dude it would be so dope if he actually talked to me

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January 20, 2022 at 06:22
(Capricorn) boyakasha the guru
What did you write??
January 20, 2022 at 08:18
(Aquarius) makidal
inform us when he writes back lol
January 20, 2022 at 11:52
(Leo) cubic
The young miss Kisses, as usual, always full of new initiatives!

I feel oddly challenged by this situation.

I should message Taeyeon from Girls Generation.
I heard she is into Lolstrology

I´ll tell her "Gurl, U Wan Sum?"

Then she´ll ask me "Sum what?"

I´ll say "Sum opioids."

Then she´ll be like "Why?"

And I´ll be like "Cuz if beauty is pain, you must need them!!!"

Goddamn, I´m such a player, wooooooooooo!!! I can´t fucking believe it.
January 20, 2022 at 13:43
(Scorpio) Kisses » boyakasha the guru
I just asked if he actually reads his DMs and that I’d like to teach him about Vedic astrology
January 20, 2022 at 13:43
(Scorpio) Kisses » cubic
Hahahaha let us know how that works out
January 20, 2022 at 14:59
(Capricorn) boyakasha the guru » Kisses
Yo go get him :15:, I didn´t know the old man was a insta guy. Btw he has a boxing match coming up so try buttering him about the planets, just the good parts...goes apeshit when told no lol.
January 20, 2022 at 15:02
(Scorpio) Kisses » boyakasha the guru
I have to get either Jake Paul or him. If I get one to hear me, he’ll tell the other one 😄
January 20, 2022 at 15:10
(Capricorn) boyakasha the guru » Kisses
Haha I think ur on Tysons side, Jake´s kind of annoying but he´s been winning matches. Fury also backed out was kinda sus of him. Yeah astrology could make for a good comeback, ask him to give you a shout out in the conference lol:4:
January 20, 2022 at 15:14
(Scorpio) Kisses » boyakasha the guru
Jake has never actually bothered me for some reason

Jake is triple solar, did you know that? Ascendant and Moon in Krittika, Sun in Uttara Ashada

But then again, my Rahu is in Krittika and my mom’s Sun is Krittika so maybe I just am cool with the energy 🤷🏻‍♀️
January 20, 2022 at 15:42
(Capricorn) boyakasha the guru » Kisses
Rahu??? U are obsessed with him. Idk much about Krittika tho :/

Im ascendant in uttara ashahdha. He will be my fan if he saw me wtf :61: not sure how I feel about that...
January 20, 2022 at 15:45
(Capricorn) boyakasha the guru » Kisses
He´s funny when he´s cocky, also is good at trash talking. Typical saggy trait, western or sidereal :3:
January 20, 2022 at 15:47
(Scorpio) Kisses » boyakasha the guru
He’s Capricorn Uttara Ashada
January 20, 2022 at 15:53
(Capricorn) boyakasha the guru » Kisses
I take that back, not a saggy :( :19:
January 20, 2022 at 15:57
(Capricorn) boyakasha the guru » boyakasha the guru
But a saggy in western, I´m kind of right lmao :15: western has a say too in astrology!
January 20, 2022 at 15:59
(Scorpio) Kisses » boyakasha the guru
That’s not sag in western
January 20, 2022 at 16:04
(Capricorn) boyakasha the guru » Kisses
Smh :61: :63:

Rookie mistake
January 20, 2022 at 16:06
(Capricorn) boyakasha the guru » boyakasha the guru
Dude is 4 degree in Capricorn in western. Eff it, he has mercury venus in saggy Western.
January 20, 2022 at 16:07
(Scorpio) Kisses » boyakasha the guru
I attribute the way he is to the solarity actually. Too much solar influence = not giving enough fucks what people think
January 20, 2022 at 16:10
(Scorpio) Kisses » boyakasha the guru
I just DMd Greg Paul since his account is smaller. Maybe he will actually see it
January 20, 2022 at 16:11
(Capricorn) boyakasha the guru » Kisses
Agreed, sun is getting alot of action of 12 aspects here and there. Cant be missed by others.

I can´t read his chart at all. Is he OK with all the shit going on in the chart??
January 20, 2022 at 16:16
(Capricorn) boyakasha the guru » Kisses
He´s the one who kissed girls or I have heard. Careful, he´s into young teens. Hide in your safe space. Not a guy I´d be around if I had a daughter.
January 20, 2022 at 16:20
(Scorpio) Kisses » boyakasha the guru
😂 true
January 20, 2022 at 16:32
(Capricorn) boyakasha the guru » Kisses
He didn´t give 2 flying fucks, put the video on YouTube. Pretty ballsy of him. This Paul family 👪 🙈 ❌

I´m running to the hills ttyl, Greg might read this and come for my ass, big time NO :61:
January 20, 2022 at 16:44
(Scorpio) Kisses » boyakasha the guru
Greg has Swati sun like me and vishaka Venus. Mars in Scorpio
January 20, 2022 at 16:51
(Capricorn) boyakasha the guru » Kisses
:122: 💋💦💦💦

😂👌

U have a thing or two for him?? Don´t say later I didn´t tell you.

Mars in Scorpio, all kinds of creepy action, all kinds...Mars Scorpio or Scorpio aspect have a very stiff stinger. Will take you into his secret dungeon.
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