Funny Signs Descriptions

October 24, 2020 at 13:51 (UT/GMT)
(Aries) astro-flame
Funny Signs Descriptions
This year we deserve some extra laughs! :1:

Here is some funny signs descriptions for you guys:

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October 26, 2020 at 12:10
(Leo) Anni23 » Wolfmoon
Ok.. I kind of get what your saying. But usually it appears less overt and more benign with Virgos I think. Although I have had limited personal experience with Virgo suns myself. I do know that many can be incredibly pedantic.. but I don´t know if it is often the "in your face" kind of confrontational personal attacks
October 26, 2020 at 12:07
(Leo) Anni23 » nutelina
What happens when someone has both Cancer and Virgo as domiants then haha? *disclaimer my asc is libra :61:
October 25, 2020 at 09:19
(Taurus) nutelina » rohini moon
Well but like me your rising is in water like me, Cancer sun is moody but I think what makes the moodiness worse is if it is hidden like in your rising sign. :62:

I think what goes unmetioned is the fact that earth signs tend to be all very hard workers and when that goes unnoticed, well are evil plans so surprising? A lot of people take advantage of others. I know my Capricorn daughter with Virgo moon is a very hard worker and very critical, now that I know astrology I can appreciate her much much more. So even these jokes, when they ring true I hope it helps some people look further allthough the risk of pigeonholing is quite high.
October 24, 2020 at 22:05
(Virgo) rohini moon » nutelina
This is true, nutty. My father was a cancer, and we got along great.

Bit more moody than I was, but that goes with the territory - my sun and moon are in earth signs
October 24, 2020 at 22:00
(Aries) Wolfmoon » nutelina
"Why dark?"

I don´t know. Alot of hidden lives. She was Gemini asc. Very good with words. Too much obsession with me. When I said No she said "you´re gonna get it".

I honestly can´t fathom what I had done to garner that much scorn. Just horrible and nasty. A special kind of bottled up evil.
October 24, 2020 at 21:41
(Taurus) nutelina » Wolfmoon
Why dark? Virgo just wants to be useful and turns sour when they are not appreciated or taken advantage of. They do however make good pacts with Cancer because Cancer is also a tricky bitch but on the emotional side, and of course they love revenge while Virgo will calculate the odds.
October 24, 2020 at 21:25
(Aries) Wolfmoon
"I’ll tell you one secret – all little Virgos plan to become the Dark Masters of the Universe since childhood, and when they grow up and realize that they have fucked up, they become just heartless monstroids and with their pedantry and love of law and order (and this, of course, is rooted in their snotty desires to rule the Universe) they poison the existence of literally everyone who is ‘lucky’ enough to live on the same territory with a Virgo."

I lived with a Virgo for 4 years. Theres a lot more truth in that paragraph than humor.
October 24, 2020 at 21:16
(Taurus) nutelina » Sunnyshadow
"Cancer women are the kind who watch porn with the hope that in the end everyone will definitely get married. " :61:
October 24, 2020 at 17:45
(Leo) Sunnyshadow
Cancer was pretty hilarious :61:
October 24, 2020 at 14:57
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That was funny and accurate lol
October 24, 2020 at 14:54
(Aries) astro-flame » nutelina
No, I laugh my ass off every time I read it :3: :4:

So true for my Sun stellium, ASC and the Moon, too )))
October 24, 2020 at 14:03
(Taurus) nutelina
Oh so you discount yourself from the equation huh? :2:

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