New Age Bullshit Generator

September 16, 2020 at 00:12 (UT/GMT)
(Aquarius) Leo Moon
New Age Bullshit Generator
I have been having fun with this link.
The New Age Bullshit Generator.

http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/


Just tap the “ Reionize Electron” icon and true wisdom will be Yours!

Copy and paste these profound words ....come up with an exotic name and You can be a famous guru!

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December 15, 2020 at 00:34
(Taurus) Astro-Seek.com » nikkia
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:61: :61: Well played :4:
December 15, 2020 at 00:00
(Aquarius) nikkia » Fool
Happy Poem generator:

Forever is temporary.
That´s all there is.
Stop all your crying and shit.

by Aquarius.
December 14, 2020 at 23:47
(Virgo) rohini moon » rohini moon
Merpinator

this will be the last you hear from me,
to forever sob
you once promised me an eternity
tortured
and so I pray
you once promised me forever

....

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December 14, 2020 at 23:35
(Taurus) Astro-Seek.com » Fool
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Sad Poem Gen.

Adieu, my darling

Time is precious, as life slips away
your memory is my only companion
I am not a believer
forever in time
why ?
why ?

I am only your feelings.
December 14, 2020 at 23:34
(Virgo) rohini moon » Fool
It was in need of a revival :4:
December 14, 2020 at 23:32
(Taurus) Astro-Seek.com » Fool
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Dark Poem Gen.

One last hope

forgiveness,
a minute, an instant
you once promised me an eternity
gone with the wind
why did it come to this?
December 14, 2020 at 23:26
(Taurus) Astro-Seek.com » Fool
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Thank you Leo Moon for this new toy :4:


Leo Moon, Leo Moon
You´re so inopportune
Your laugh reminds me
Of a lagoon

Your voice is purry
And yet you are

Though this message
May seem inescapable
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December 14, 2020 at 23:23
(Taurus) Astro-Seek.com » Fool
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From the same site Haiku Generator

Binary, toward
among the western dani
the tops of the trees

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December 14, 2020 at 23:21
(Taurus) Astro-Seek.com » rohini moon
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´Funny Rhyme Generator´ https://www.poemofquotes.com/tools/…



Cowgirl, Cowgirl
You´re so funny
Your laugh reminds me
Of a showgirl

Your voice makes me queasy
And yet you are sturdy

Though this message
May seem mundane
Happy birthday, Jane!
December 14, 2020 at 23:17
(Taurus) Astro-Seek.com » rohini moon
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I dunno :1:
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December 14, 2020 at 23:10
(Virgo) rohini moon
Leomoon, I´ve missed you and this thread.


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You and I are beings of the quantum matrix.

Coherence is the driver of chi. We vibrate, we reflect, we are reborn.
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Coherence....is the driver of the chi :15:
September 24, 2020 at 03:54
(Aquarius) Leo Moon » fishscales
I think the bong is aglow! Ha ha ...with sentient weed.

Dave’s not here man!
September 24, 2020 at 03:49
(Pisces) fishscales » Leo Moon
I got a pretty epic one today...I think someone turned the bullshit generation up to 11...

"We are in the midst of a sentient invocation of non-locality that will become our stepping-stone to the totality itself."

All I can hear is Morpheus saying this to Neo, followed by a classic.."whoa"...

"Reality has always been aglow with mystics whose hearts are baptized in chi."

That ones just ridiculous :61:
September 24, 2020 at 02:59
(Aquarius) Leo Moon
“ Although you may not realize it, you are endless.

If you have never experienced this uprising of unfathomable proportions, it can be difficult to self-actualize. Have you found your circuit? Child, look within and heal yourself.“



I think I have a short circuit. Or maybe I need a recap. Capacitors only last so long.

Nichicon bipolar capacitors for You circuits.
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September 23, 2020 at 12:14
(Virgo) rohini moon » fishscales
An Indian man porn star:

deepkaraka baby
September 23, 2020 at 11:09
(Pisces) fishscales » rohini moon
Deepkaraka sounds like something that would come out of the New Age Porn Name Generator

Available soon on Google Play
September 22, 2020 at 22:19
(Virgo) rohini moon
deepkaraka dharakarakaroshashanah.

Is that good enough of a name?
September 22, 2020 at 22:12
(Virgo) rohini moon
An easy life has never produced a powerful non-locality. There are no coincidences.

turbulence is the antithesis of nature.

The metamorphosis of non-locality is now happening worldwide.



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Yes. As Charlie Sheen once said: "´can´t´ is the cancer of ´happen´ "
September 22, 2020 at 22:07
(Virgo) rohini moon
Nothing is impossible.

We reflect, we reflect, we are reborn. Consciousness consists of morphic resonance of quantum energy. “Quantum” means an invocation of the perennial.


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Hell yeah the morphic resonance of the quantum energy !

I invoke the perennial!!!
September 22, 2020 at 13:07
(Pisces) fishscales » rohini moon
Cut down by the flaming sword of social responsibility...
September 22, 2020 at 04:03
(Taurus) Iceblu333 » rohini moon
Why don´t you do right...

Nice cover....

https://youtu.be/H9WZMMe3h1E
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September 22, 2020 at 03:49
(Taurus) Iceblu333 » rohini moon
Morality police...

Im not bad.... im just...


https://youtu.be/mr2ZERIFL4U
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September 22, 2020 at 03:46
(Taurus) Iceblu333 » rohini moon
Only God can judge me, and by the time I explain why I´ve seen so much dark shit... well let me stop.

If i explained why. They´d understand and just say damn. :20:

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Dark things aren´t born, they are made that way through many many Dark tribulations. :2:


Oh well...

Ttyl.
September 22, 2020 at 03:43
(Taurus) Iceblu333 » rohini moon
He took a piss on thier lawn and "borrowed" the neighbors extention cord...

Since his face and doorbell licking made you gag... im not gonna comment on what I think he did with the extention cord....


But ill just say... He looks like a fun guy... lol
September 22, 2020 at 03:43
(Virgo) rohini moon » Iceblu333
Lol some dark things....careful ice, you could be condemned by the social responsibility warriors for having loose morals!
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