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Read My Chart or Suffer Karmic Consequences
January 5, 2020 at 22:26 (UT/GMT)

Read My Chart or Suffer Karmic Consequences
Read my chart or bad things are going to happen to you. If you don´t read my chart, you will be born a bird in your next life, which isn´t too bad, but you will be born a bird without wings, which will suck. Or maybe you will be born a human who can´t piss. Your bladder will expand until you explode. That also would suck. Anyway, it´s not going to look pretty in your next life if you don´t read my chart, so read it already.

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January 9, 2020 at 17:39



January 8, 2020 at 21:44

Damn misleading photo tags...!
I thought something looked a bit off...I guess I was just seeing what I wanted to see...


January 8, 2020 at 21:41






January 7, 2020 at 02:23


January 7, 2020 at 02:07

Double Uranus double Your fun!!!


January 6, 2020 at 20:16


A Moa or an Emu!

Just keep your hands away from my bladder though!




January 6, 2020 at 03:18

It was just a random thought. And joke.

January 6, 2020 at 02:18

IMO, Fran Drescher was quite a dish back in the day...
Nice taste in red carpet wear too...



January 5, 2020 at 23:03


January 5, 2020 at 23:01

January 5, 2020 at 22:53

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January 5, 2020 at 22:50


January 5, 2020 at 22:50


January 5, 2020 at 22:45

I feel like being random today, if you haven´t noticed.



January 5, 2020 at 22:41


January 5, 2020 at 22:39

In your next life you will be a woman with huge boobs a fat booty and will be named Fran.
And have a TV show.
But, You will have a very distinctive voice.... do the math.

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