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ancient_astrology

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January 5, 2020 at 22:26 (UT/GMT)

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ancient_astrology

Read My Chart or Suffer Karmic Consequences

Read my chart or bad things are going to happen to you. If you don´t read my chart, you will be born a bird in your next life, which isn´t too bad, but you will be born a bird without wings, which will suck. Or maybe you will be born a human who can´t piss. Your bladder will expand until you explode. That also would suck. Anyway, it´s not going to look pretty in your next life if you don´t read my chart, so read it already.

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TimeSciences

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January 9, 2020 at 17:39

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TimeSciences

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Indeed, read my chart or else! Already read it and this post reminds me that my bladder is full! Belated Happy New Year to you and all.

fishscales

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January 8, 2020 at 21:44

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fishscales » goldenlion32

Oh wait, I think you´re right!

Damn misleading photo tags...!

I thought something looked a bit off...I guess I was just seeing what I wanted to see... :16:

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fishscales

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January 8, 2020 at 21:41

(Pisces)

fishscales » goldenlion32

They´re actually doin da butt...

Ass kissing...

Etc... :2:

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nutelina

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January 8, 2020 at 20:36

(Taurus)

nutelina » fishscales

Huh? What happened to Ram_goat? :44:

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nutelina

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January 8, 2020 at 20:35

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nutelina

You copycat :2:

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Learn from the masters!

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goldenlion32

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January 8, 2020 at 20:27

(Sagittarius)

goldenlion32 » fishscales

love the pregnant bumps :61:

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linnie1127

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January 8, 2020 at 19:41

(Sagittarius)

linnie1127

I knew it before I read your chart.!

Leo Moon

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January 7, 2020 at 03:36

(Aquarius)

Leo Moon » fishscales

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that’s a fuckin laugh!!!

fishscales

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January 7, 2020 at 02:23

(Pisces)

fishscales » Leo Moon

;;

Double Uranus double your fun indeed..

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Leo Moon

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January 7, 2020 at 02:07

(Aquarius)

Leo Moon

Well as I am sure You know know You’re a double Scorpio.

Double Uranus double Your fun!!! :4:

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IIyyaarr13

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January 6, 2020 at 20:16

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IIyyaarr13

You mean I get to be a duck-billed Platypus or a Penguin! :75:

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A Moa or an Emu! :75:

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Just keep your hands away from my bladder though! :10:

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Iceblu333

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January 6, 2020 at 03:18

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Iceblu333

Yea, she´s just always been criticized about her laugh and nasal voice. And she´s made alot of jokes about it herself.

It was just a random thought. And joke.

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fishscales

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January 6, 2020 at 02:18

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fishscales

Personally, I don´t want Ancient to come back as a Fran Drescher-type woman... Because then I´d be attracted to him, and that would be weird...

IMO, Fran Drescher was quite a dish back in the day...

Nice taste in red carpet wear too...

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Leo Moon

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January 6, 2020 at 00:18

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Leo Moon

Sounds good! :2:

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No fly , no piss bird!! :4:

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Iceblu333

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January 5, 2020 at 23:03

(Taurus)

Iceblu333 » Iceblu333

Ok, then you will never get the joke.

Ttyl...

Iceblu333

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January 5, 2020 at 23:02

(Taurus)

Iceblu333 » ancient_astrology

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ancient_astrology

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January 5, 2020 at 23:01

(Scorpio)

ancient_astrology » Iceblu333

I rarely watch TV. Almost never.

Iceblu333

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January 5, 2020 at 22:53

(Taurus)

Iceblu333 » ancient_astrology

First episode aired 1993-1999....

Kinda shocked you dont know...

Iceblu333

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January 5, 2020 at 22:51

(Taurus)

Iceblu333 » ancient_astrology

Fran Drescher from the tv series "The Nanny."

ancient_astrology

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January 5, 2020 at 22:50

(Scorpio)

ancient_astrology » Iceblu333

That doesn´t sound too bad. I don´t watch much TV, so don´t know what show it is.

leorising

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January 5, 2020 at 22:50

(Libra)

leorising

Neither my Pluto in scorpio at 3rd house could do this threat...

Iceblu333

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January 5, 2020 at 22:45

(Taurus)

Iceblu333

But in your case your boobs will be much bigger and hips will be much wider.... and your voice will be more distinctive....

I feel like being random today, if you haven´t noticed.

Iceblu333

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January 5, 2020 at 22:42

(Taurus)

Iceblu333

?

Heyyyyy!!!!

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goldenlion32

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January 5, 2020 at 22:41

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goldenlion32

Hmm. Think I read after this life I´m done with the karma in my 4th. You I will comeback as a dolphin in the 8th house Sounds like your creating karma for yourself lol

Iceblu333

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January 5, 2020 at 22:39

(Taurus)

Iceblu333

Says the meanie who forgot about me and my horoscope reading.

In your next life you will be a woman with huge boobs a fat booty and will be named Fran.

And have a TV show.

But, You will have a very distinctive voice.... do the math.

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