Read My Chart or Suffer Karmic Consequences

January 5, 2020 at 22:26 (UT/GMT)
(Scorpio) ancient_astrology
Read My Chart or Suffer Karmic Consequences
Read my chart or bad things are going to happen to you. If you don´t read my chart, you will be born a bird in your next life, which isn´t too bad, but you will be born a bird without wings, which will suck. Or maybe you will be born a human who can´t piss. Your bladder will expand until you explode. That also would suck. Anyway, it´s not going to look pretty in your next life if you don´t read my chart, so read it already.

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January 9, 2020 at 17:39
(Pisces) TimeSciences
:75:Indeed, read my chart or else! Already read it and this post reminds me that my bladder is full! Belated Happy New Year to you and all.
January 8, 2020 at 21:44
(Pisces) fishscales » goldenlion32
Oh wait, I think you´re right!

Damn misleading photo tags...!

I thought something looked a bit off...I guess I was just seeing what I wanted to see... :16:
January 8, 2020 at 21:41
(Pisces) fishscales » goldenlion32
They´re actually doin da butt...

Ass kissing...

Etc... :2:
January 8, 2020 at 20:36
(Taurus) nutelina » fishscales
Huh? What happened to Ram_goat? :44:
January 8, 2020 at 20:35
(Taurus) nutelina
You copycat :2:

Learn from the masters!
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January 8, 2020 at 20:27
(Sagittarius) goldenlion32 » fishscales
love the pregnant bumps :61:
January 8, 2020 at 19:41
(Sagittarius) linnie1127
I knew it before I read your chart.!
January 7, 2020 at 03:36
(Aquarius) Leo Moon » fishscales
:75: :61: :4: that’s a fuckin laugh!!!
January 7, 2020 at 02:23
(Pisces) fishscales » Leo Moon
;;

Double Uranus double your fun indeed..
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January 7, 2020 at 02:07
(Aquarius) Leo Moon
Well as I am sure You know know You’re a double Scorpio.

Double Uranus double Your fun!!! :4:
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January 6, 2020 at 20:16
(Taurus) IIyyaarr13
You mean I get to be a duck-billed Platypus or a Penguin! :75:
A Moa or an Emu! :75:
Just keep your hands away from my bladder though! :10: :11: :115:
January 6, 2020 at 03:18
(Taurus) Iceblu333
Yea, she´s just always been criticized about her laugh and nasal voice. And she´s made alot of jokes about it herself.

It was just a random thought. And joke.
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January 6, 2020 at 02:18
(Pisces) fishscales
Personally, I don´t want Ancient to come back as a Fran Drescher-type woman... Because then I´d be attracted to him, and that would be weird...

IMO, Fran Drescher was quite a dish back in the day...

Nice taste in red carpet wear too...
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January 6, 2020 at 00:18
(Aquarius) Leo Moon
Sounds good! :2:

No fly , no piss bird!! :4:
January 5, 2020 at 23:03
(Taurus) Iceblu333 » Iceblu333
Ok, then you will never get the joke.

Ttyl...
January 5, 2020 at 23:02
(Taurus) Iceblu333 » ancient_astrology
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January 5, 2020 at 23:01
(Scorpio) ancient_astrology » Iceblu333
I rarely watch TV. Almost never.
January 5, 2020 at 22:53
(Taurus) Iceblu333 » ancient_astrology
First episode aired 1993-1999....

Kinda shocked you dont know...
January 5, 2020 at 22:51
(Taurus) Iceblu333 » ancient_astrology
Fran Drescher from the tv series "The Nanny."
January 5, 2020 at 22:50
(Scorpio) ancient_astrology » Iceblu333
That doesn´t sound too bad. I don´t watch much TV, so don´t know what show it is.
January 5, 2020 at 22:50
(Libra) leorising
Neither my Pluto in scorpio at 3rd house could do this threat...
January 5, 2020 at 22:45
(Taurus) Iceblu333
But in your case your boobs will be much bigger and hips will be much wider.... and your voice will be more distinctive....

I feel like being random today, if you haven´t noticed.
January 5, 2020 at 22:42
(Taurus) Iceblu333
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Heyyyyy!!!!
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January 5, 2020 at 22:41
(Sagittarius) goldenlion32
Hmm. Think I read after this life I´m done with the karma in my 4th. You I will comeback as a dolphin in the 8th house Sounds like your creating karma for yourself lol
January 5, 2020 at 22:39
(Taurus) Iceblu333
Says the meanie who forgot about me and my horoscope reading.

In your next life you will be a woman with huge boobs a fat booty and will be named Fran.

And have a TV show.

But, You will have a very distinctive voice.... do the math.


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